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golf slang
Golf Jokes
D Harris

Bunker play
An Adolf Hitler - two shots in the bunker
An Eva Braun - Picked up in the bunker

Ball striking
An Arthur Scargill - a great strike but a poor result
A Russell Grant - a fat iron
A Peter Mandelson - an unbelievable iron
A Kate Winslett/Sophie Dahl - pretty good but a bit fat
A Rodney King - over-clubbed
An O.J. Simpson - got away with it
A Condom - safe but didn't feel very good
MI5 - "special branch" i.e. when you hit it into the trees but it pops
out onto the fairway
A sister-in-law - you're up there but you know that you shouldn't be
A Sally Gunnell - an ugly runner
A Paula Radcliffe - not as ugly as a Sally Gunnell but still a good
A Ken Livingstone - Quite far left
A Jean-Marie LePen - A long way right

A Dennis Wise - a nasty 5 footer
A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read
A Rock Hudson - thought it was straight, but it wasn't

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