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Scotch and Water
Wrinklies Jokes

Scotch and Water

This story is for Senior Citizens. If you don't yet qualify,
save a copy till you do.

A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch
with two drops of water.
The bartender gives her the drink, and she says, "I'm on this
cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it's today."
The bartender says, "Well, since it's your birthday, this one
is on me."

As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to her right says,
"I would like to buy you a drink, too."
The woman says, "Thank you, how sweet of you.
OK then, Bartender, I want a Scotch
with two drops of water."
"Coming up," says the bartender.
As she finishes that drink, the man to her left says,
"I would like to buy you a drink too."
The woman says, "Thank you very much my dear.
Bartender, I'll have another Scotch
with two drops of water."

"Coming right up," the bartender says.
As he gives her the drink this time, he says,
"Ma'am, I'm dying of curiosity.
Why the Scotch with only two drops of water?"

The old woman giggles and replies,
"Sonny, when you're my age,
you've learned how to hold your liquor.
Water, however, is a whole other issue!"

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