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> Theres nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell
> her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most
> of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.
> An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded Doctor's Waiting Room. As he
> approached the desk, the Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing
> the Doctor for today?"
> "There's something wrong with my dick," he replied.
> The Receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a
> crowded Doctor's Room and say things like that."
> "Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.
> The Receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in
> this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong
> with your ear or something and then discussed the problem further with the
> Doctor in private."
> The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people things in a room full of
> others, if the answer could embarrass anyone."
> The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.
> The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"
> "There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.
> The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her
> advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?"
> "I can't piss out of it," the man replied.
> The Waiting Room erupted in laughter.

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