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Jim decided to propose
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Jim decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance Sandy
had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed
Jim that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at maturity of
a 12 year old. He stated that it was OK because he loved her soooo
much.

However, Jim felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit
that he also had a deformity too.

Jim looked Sandy in the eyes and said.... "I too have a problem. My
penis is the same size as an infant and I hope you could deal with
that once we are married."

She said, "Yes I will marry you and learn to live with your infant
size penis."

Sandy and Jim got married and they could not wait for the Honeymoon.
Jim whisked Sandy off to their hotel suite and they started touching,
teasing, holding one another...As Sandy put her hands in Jim's pants
she began to scream and ran out of the room! Jim ran after her to
find out what was wrong.

"You told me you penis was the size of an infant!", she said. "Yes it
is..... 8 pounds, 7 ounces, 19 inches long!!"


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