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Politically Incorrect
Political Jokes

> I like this one - totally Politically Incorrect, but has a strong line of
> reality through it!
> Australia - The Right to Leave
> Our Country - YOU have the right - the right to leave!
> After Sydney not wanting to offend other cultures by putting up Xmas
> lights.
> After hearing that the State of South Australia changed its opinion and
> let a Muslim woman have her picture on her driver's license with her face
> covered.
> This prompted this editorial written by an Australian citizen.
> Published in an Australian newspaper.
> Quote:
> of this nation worrying about whether we are offending some individual or
> their culture. Since the terrorist attacks on Bali, we have experienced a
> surge in patriotism by the majority of Australians.
> However, the dust from the attacks had barely settled when the
> "politically correct" crowd began complaining about the possibility that
> our patriotism was offending others. I am not against immigration, nor do
> I hold a grudge against anyone who is seeking a better life by coming to
> Australia.
> However, there are a few things that those who have recently come to our
> country, and apparently some born here, need to understand.
> This idea of Australia being a multicultural community has served only to
> dilute our sovereignty and our national identity. As Australians, we have
> our own culture, our own society, our own language and our own lifestyle.
> This culture has been developed over two centuries of struggles, trials
> and victories by millions of men and women who have sought freedom.
> We speak ENGLISH, not Spanish, Lebanese, Arabic, Chinese, Japanese,
> Russian, or any other language. Therefore, if you wish to become part of
> our society, learn the language!
> "In God We Trust" is our National Motto. This is not some Christian,
> right wing, political slogan. We adopted this motto because Christian men
> and women, on Christian principles, founded this nation, and this is
> clearly documented. It is certainly appropriate to display it on the
> walls of our schools. If God offends you, then I suggest you consider
> another part of the world as your new home, because God is part of our
> culture.
> If the Southern Cross offends you, or you don't like " A Fair Go", then
> you should seriously consider a move to another part of this planet. We
> are happy with our culture and have no desire to change, and we really
> don't care how you did things where you came from.
> This is OUR COUNTRY, OUR LAND, and OUR LIFESTYLE, and we will allow you
> every opportunity to enjoy all this. But once you are done complaining,
> whining, and griping about Our
> Flag, Our Pledge, Our National Motto, or Our Way of Life, I highly
> encourage you take advantage of one other great Australian freedom,
> If you aren't happy here then f#@* off! We didn't force you to come here.
> You asked to be here. So accept the country YOU accepted. Pretty easy
> really, when you think about it.
> I figure if we all keep passing this to our friends (and enemies) it will
> also, sooner or later get back to the complainers, lets all try, please.

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