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A Good Lesson
Sex Jokes

>My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a
>year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every
>way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
>There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one
>thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty
>years of age, wore
>tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down
>near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be
>She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister
>called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She
>was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be
>married, and
>she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and
>really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me
>once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in
>total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to
>bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."
>I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.

>When she
>reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the
>stairs at
>I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front
>door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. My future
>father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me

>and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We
>couldn't ask for a
>better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.
>The moral of this story is:
>Always keep your condoms in your car

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