Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or
>Playing basketball at the gym.
>
>His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday She
>takes him to a local strip club.
>
>The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin?"
>
>His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh no,"
>says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."
>
>When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and
>brings over a Crownie.
>
>His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she know
>that you drink Crownies ?"
>
>"She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."
>
>A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave,
>starts to rub herself all over him and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual
>table dance, big boy?"
>
>Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
>
>Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab.
>
>Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. Dave tries
>desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone
>else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top
>of her lungs, calling him
>every 4 letter word in the book.
>
>The cabby turns around and says, "Geez Dave, you picked up a real bitch
>this time".
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