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Go Aussie Chicks
Women Jokes

Three Women--One German, One Japanese and an Australian were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly, there was a beeping sound.

The German pressed her forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at her questioningly. "That was my pager," she said.
"I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.

A few minutes later, a phone rang. The Japanese women lifted her palm to her ear. When she finished, she explained, "That was my mobile
phone. I have a microchip in my hand."

The Australian woman felt decidedly low tech. Not to be outdone, she decided she had to do something just as impressive.
She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her behind. The others raised
their eyebrows and stared at her. The Aussie woman finally said," Well,will you look at that. I'm gettin' a fax!"

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