Offensive Jokes Logo
Offensive Jokes LOL
Offensive Jokes
Offensive Jokes
Offensive Jokes
Offensive Jokes Add an Offensive Joke Top Offensive Jokes Latest Offensive Jokes Search for Offensive Jokes Contact Offensive Jokes
Offensive Jokes Categories
Bloke Jokes
Blonde Jokes
Drink Jokes
Essex Jokes
Fat Jokes
Footy Jokes
Funny News
Funny Quotes
Girly Jokes
Golf Jokes
Husband Jokes
Irish Jokes
Job Jokes
Kids Jokes
Love Jokes
Mad Jokes
Medical Jokes
Office Jokes
One Liners
Pet Jokes
Photo Jokes
Police Jokes
Political Jokes
Religious Jokes
Sex Jokes
Sports Jokes
Wife Jokes
Women Jokes
Wrinklies Jokes

Joke Stuff

About Offensive Jokes 
Terms & Conditions 
Subscribe to our newletter.

Bookmark with;   Bookmark to: Digg   Bookmark to:   Bookmark to: Facebook   Bookmark to: StumbleUpon   Bookmark to: Google   Bookmark to: Twitter

A lady goes to her priest
Religious Jokes

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him,
> "Father, I have a problem
> I have two female parrots,
> but they only know how to say one thing."
> "What do they say?" the priest inquired.
> They say,
> "Hi, we're hookers!
> Do you want to have some fun?"
> That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed,
> then he thought for a moment.
> "You know," he said,
> "I may have a solution to your problem.
> I have two male talking parrots,
> which I have taught to pray and read the Bible.
> Bring your two parrots over to my house,
> and we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter.
> My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship,
> and your parrots are sure to stop saying . . .
> that phrase . . in no time."
> Thank you," the woman responded,
> "this may very well be the solution."
> The next day,
> she brought her female parrots to the priest's house.
> As he ushered her in,
> she saw that his two male parrots
> were inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying.
> Impressed,
> she walked over and placed her parrots in with them.
> After a few minutes,
> the female parrots cried out in unison:
> Hi, we're hookers!
> Do you want to have some fun?"
> There was stunned silence.
> Shocked,
> one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot
> and exclaimed,
> "Put the beads away, Frank.
> Our prayers have been answered!"

No Image

Copyright Offensive Jokes 2006