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Hi honey, this is Daddy
Category:
Wife Jokes
Rating:
0
Contributor:
thejoker
 JOKE TEXT


((RING)))) ((((RING))))


"Hello?"


"Hi honey, this is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?"


"No Daddy, she's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."
After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle
Paul."


"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now."



Brief pause.



"Uh, okay then, this is what I want you do. Put the phone down on the
table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door, and shout to Mommy
that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."


"Okay Daddy, just a minute." A few minutes later, the little girl comes
back to the phone.


"I did it Daddy."


"And what happened honey?"


"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and
Ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on
the
dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"


"Oh my gosh!!! What about your Uncle Paul?"


"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too. He was all scared and
He jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But, I
guess
He didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He
hit
The bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."



***Long Pause***



***Longer Pause***



Then Daddy says, "swimming pool?!? Is this 486-7531??"


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