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Contributor:
thejoker
 JOKE TEXT





1 .Start at London Heathrow Airport.
2 .Catch flight from London Heathrow to Dallas Fort Worth Airport.
3 .Hire car at Dallas Fort Worth Airport.
4 .Start going toward the "Airport Exit" on "International Parkway South" -
follow for 0.2 miles.
5 .Bear left onto the highway toward "Terminal East Parking" - follow for
0.3 miles
6 .Bear left onto "International Parkway North" toward "North Exit" - follow
for 2.9 miles
7 .Take the "Highway 114 west" exit toward "Fort Worth" - follow for29.2
miles
8 .Then continue on "US 287 north" - follow for 91.1 miles
9 ."US 287 north" becomes "Interstate-44 east" - follow for 0.7 miles
10 .Take left fork onto "US-287 north" toward "Vernon" - follow for 104.0
miles
11 ."US 287 north" becomes "Avenue F (US-287)" - follow for 2.8 miles
12 .Continue to follow "US 287 north" - follow for 104.9 miles
13 .Take left ramp onto "Interstate 40 west" toward "Dumas" - follow for7.8
miles
14.Take "Exit 70" onto "US 60 east" toward "Dumas" - follow for 0.5miles
15 .Take the "Buchanan Street" exit toward "Dumas/Pampa" - follow for1.7
miles
16 .Turn right onto "Old Route 66 (Interstate 40)" - follow for 0.1miles
17 Arrive at the centre of "Amarillo, Texas"

Now that's the way to Amarillo!!!!!!!! SO CAN EVERYONE STOP SINGING IT NOW .


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