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The Big Date
Blonde Jokes

The Big Date **

To prepare for his big date the young man went on top of the roof of his apartment building in order to get a little color for himself.

Not wanting any tan lines to show, he sunbathed in the buff Unfortunately he fell asleep while on the roof and sunburned his Johnson.

Being very determined, the young man decided not to miss his date, because she was a hot blonde. The blonde showed up for the date at his apartment, and the young man treated her to a home cooked dinner, after which they went into the living room to watch a movie.

During the movie, however the young man's sunburn started acting up. After several minutes of extreme discomfort he asked to be excused.

A friend had told him that milk was very effective in reducing sunburn pain, so he went to the kitchen, and poured a glass of milk. He then placed his sunburned member in the milk and experienced immediate relief.

The blonde, however, wondering what he was doing, wandered into the kitchen to find him with his "tool" immersed in the glass of milk. With a look of sudden understanding the Blonde exclaimed,

"So that's how you load those things! "

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