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Walking Eagle
Category:
Political Jokes
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Contributor:
thejoker
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> President Bush was invited to address a major gathering of the American

>Indian Nation last weekend in Arizona.

>He spoke for almost an hour on his future plans for increasing every

>Native American's present standard of living. He referred to his career as

>Governor of Texas, how he had signed "YES" 1,237 times - for every Indian

>issue that came to his desk for approval.

>Although the President was vague on the details of his plan, he seemed

>most enthusiastic about his future ideas for helping his "red brothers".

>At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented the President with a

>plaque inscribed with his new Indian name - Walking Eagle. The proud

>President then departed in his motorcade, waving to the crowds.

>A news reporter later inquired to the group of chiefs of how they came to

>selecting the new name given to the President. The chiefs explained that

>Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of shit it can no longer

>fly.


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