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At the end of the tax year
Religious Jokes

At the end of the tax year the Tax Office sent an
inspector to audit the books of a synagogue. While he
was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and
said, "I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you
do with the candle drippings?"< BR>

"Good question," noted the Rabbi. "We save them up and
send them back to the candle makers, and every now and
then they send us a free box of candles."

"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that
his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he
went, in his obnoxious way:

"What about all these matzo purchases? What do you do
with the crumbs?"

"Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, realising that the
inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable

"We collect them and send them back to the
manufacturers, and every now and then they send af ree
box of matzo balls."

"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how
he could fluster the know-it-all Rabbi. "Well,R abbi,"
he went on, "what do you do with all the leftover
foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"

"Here, too, we do notw aste," answered the Rabbi.
"What we do is save up all the foreskins and send them
to the Tax Office, and about once a year they send us
a complete dick."

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