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President Bush and Rumsfeld
Category:
Political Jokes
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Contributor:
thejoker
 JOKE TEXT


President Bush and Rumsfeld are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks
> the bartender, "Isn't that Bush and Rumsfeld sitting over there?"
>
> The bartender says, "Yep, that's them."
>
> So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor! . What are
> you guys doing in here?"
>
> Bush says, "We're planning WW III."
>
> And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
>
> Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims this time and
> one blonde with big tits."
>
> The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big
> tits?"
>
> Bush turns to Rumsfeld and says, "See, I told you no one would worry
> about the 140 million Muslims".


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