Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and
> > >take them to their separate hotel rooms.
> > >The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection. His
> > >depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next
> > >room, he hears his little friend shouting out cries of "Here I come again
>
> > >...
> > >ONE, TWO, THREE...UUH!" all night long.
> > >
> > >In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?"
> > >The first mutters, "It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn't
> > > get an erection." The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's
> > >embarrassing? I couldn't even get on the bed."