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I Will Survive
Girly Jokes

A new song for all those ladies / And the Guys who have been misled in
>the > past......
> >
> > I Will Survive
> >
> > At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
> > When you said you had 10 inches Lord I almost died,
> > But I'd spent oh so many yrs just waiting for a man that long,
> > That I grew strong, And I knew that I could take you on. . .
> >
> > But there you are,
> > Another lie,
> > I was ready for a big mac and you've bought me a French fry,
> > I should have known that it was bullsh*t,
> > Just a sad pathetic dream,
> > Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in those jeans.
> >
> > Go on now go,
> > Walk out the door,
> > Don't you promise me 10 inches then turn up with only 4,
> > Weren't you a prat to think I wouldn't catch you out,
> > Don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count.
> >
> > (Chorus)
> > I will survive, I will survive,
> > Cos as long as I have batteries,
> > My sex life is gonna thrive,
> > I will always have good sex with a handful of latex,
> > I will survive, I will survive. . .hey . hey
> >
> > It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
> > When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud,
> > But to hell with all your ego's and to hell with all your needs,
> > Now I'm saving all my lovin for a cordless multispeed,
> >
> > Go on now go,
> > Just make a dash,
> > Last time I saw a pr*ck that small
> > was watching Gladstone run nude hash,
> > I should have asked for confirmation,
> > Should have asked for referees,
> > Then I wouldn't have you waving that wee winky thing at me.
> >
> > Go on now go,
> > Just hit the track,
> > Don't you bring me home no tiddlers,
> > Cos I'll always throw them back,
> > The only thing that I could do with a pr*ck as small as yours,
> > Is to stick it with a tooth pick, Dip it in tomato sauce.
> >
> > (Chorus)
> > Go on now go,
> > Get out of my sight,
> > I'm going back to my appliance,
> > Cos I know it's length is right,
> > And if I ever see your tiny tockley at my door,
> > You'll be counting up your inches as you pick them off the floor.
> > Go on now Go!
> >
> >

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