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Growing old
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Wrinklies Jokes
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Contributor:
rettoc
 JOKE TEXT


Growing old
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > True Story !!!
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > This is cute, hope you get a chuckle
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > An 80 year old man goes to a doctor for a checkup.
> > The
> > > > > doctor
> > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > amazed at
> > > > > > > > > his shape. "To what do you attribute your good
> > > health?"
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > "I'm a turkey hunter and that's why I'm in good
>shape.
> > > > Get
> > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > daylight, chase turkeys up and down mountains."
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > The doctor says, "Well, I'm sure it helps, but there
> > > have
> > > > to
> > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > genetic
> > > > > > > > > factors. How old was your dad when he died?"
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > "Who says my dad's dead?"
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > "You're 80 years old and your dad's alive? How old
>is
> > > > he?"
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > "Dad's 100. In fact, he turkey hunted with me this
> > > > > morning."
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > "What about your dad's dad - how old was he when he
> > > died?"
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > "Who says my grandpa's dead?"
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > "You're 80 years old and your grandfather is still
> > > living?
> > > > > > How
> > > > > > > > old
> > > > > > > > > is he?"
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > "118"
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > "I suppose you're going to tell me he went turkey
> > > junting
> > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > morning?"
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > "no, he got married."
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > The doctor looks at the man in amazement. "Got
> > married?
> > > > > Why
> > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > a 118
> > > > > > > > > year old guy want to get married?"
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > The old timer answers, "Who says he wanted to?"
> > > > > > > > >
> > > >
> >


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