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Be very proud to be British
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Political Jokes
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Contributor:
rettoc
 JOKE TEXT


Be very proud to be British because...
> > Only in Britain... you get a pizza to your house faster than an
> >ambulance.
> > Only in Britain... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to
> > the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while people can buy
> >cigarettes at the front of the shop.
> > Only in Britain... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries,
> >and a DIET coke.
> > Only in Britain... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to
> >the counters.
> > Only in Britain... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the
> > drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.
> > NOT TO MENTION..
> > 3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.
> > 58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of
> >screwdrivers.
> > 31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the
>
> >fairy lights were plugged in.
> > British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling
>
> >accidents.
> > 8 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit
> >cigarette in their mouth.
> > 5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out of control
> >Scalextric cars.
> > AND FINALLY....
> > In 2000, eight Brits cracked their skulls whilst throwing up into the
> >toilet.
> > RULE BRITANNIA !!
> > Oh what joy to be British


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