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HUSBAND WANTED
Category:
Wrinklies Jokes
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Contributor:
rettoc
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HUSBAND WANTED:
> >
> >
> > A lonely spinster, age 70, decided it was time to get
>married
> >
> > She put an ad in the paper that read:-
> >
> > HUSBAND WANTED
> > MUST BE MY AGE GROUP (70's),
> > MUST NOT BEAT ME
> > MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME
> > AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED
> > ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON
> >
> >
> > On the second day, she heard the doorbell, she opened the
>door,
> > much to her dismay, saw a gray-hairedgentleman sitting in a
>wheel chair.
> > He had no arms or legs The woman said, "You're not really
>asking me to consider
> > you,are you?
> >
> > Just look at you ..... you have no legs."
> >
> > The old man smiled, "Therefore I cannot run around on you!"
> >
> > She snorted. "You don't have any hands, either!"
> > Again the old man smiled, "Nor can I beat you!"
> >
> > She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently. "Are you still
>good in bed?"
> >
> > With that, the old gentleman beamed a broad smile and said,
> > "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"
>


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