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Three men were sitting
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Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had set their new
> >wives straight on their duties.
> >
> >The first man had married a woman from Sydney, Australia. He bragged that
> >he had told his wife to do all the dishes and clean the house. He said that
> >it took her a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to a clean
> >house and the dishes were all washed and put away.
> >
> >The second man had married a Kiwi girl. He bragged that he had given his
> >wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking.
> >He told the men that the first day he didn't see any results, but by the
> >next day it was better, and on the third day, his house was clean, the
> >dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.
> >
> >The third man had married a woman from London, England. He boasted that he
> >told her that his house was to be cleaned, dishes washed, the cooking done
> >and laundry folded. And this was all her responsibility. He said the first
> >day he didn't see anything and the second day he didn't see anything but by
> >the third day some of the swelling had gone down so he could see a little
> >out of his left eye.

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