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A woman is about to give birth
Medical Jokes

A woman is about to give birth in hospital. The doctor comes round and
> >asks her whether her husband will be joining her.
> >
> >"No," she says, "I don't have a husband."
> >
> >"Will your boyfriend be coming then?"
> >
> >"No," she says, "I don't have a boyfriend either."
> >
> >"I'm sorry if I seem inquisitive," says the Doctor, "but how did you
> >become pregnant?"
> >
> >
> >"Well," she replies in a shy quiet voice, "times are hard and I was
> >forced to make a porn film to make ends meet."
> >
> >A few hours later the woman finally gives birth and the Doctor shows her
> >the new baby.
> >
> >"You've got a lovely black baby boy" he tells her.
> >
> >"Oh yes," she says, "the leading man was black. But why does the baby
> >have funny eyes?"
> >
> >
> >"You're right," says the Doctor, "his eyes look Chinese to me."
> >
> >"Of course," she goes on, "now I remember. The stand-in guy was
> >Chinese."
> >
> >"And he's got blond hair too," the Doctor continues in amazement.
> >
> >"That will be the Swedish guys in the last scene," she explains. "They
> >were really great."
> >
> >Doctor and patient stand around looking into the crib for a few seconds
> >and then the baby starts to cry.
> >
> >The woman lets out a deep sigh of relief.
> >
> >"Thank God for that. I was afraid he was going to bark."

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