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The Rancher
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The Rancher

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was
a very good looking woman, and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very
little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a
ranch hand.

Two men applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought
long and hard about it, and when no one else applied, she decided to hire
the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than
the drunk.

He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot
about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing
very well. Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You
have done a really good job and the ranch looks great. You should go into
town and kick up your heels."

The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night. However
one o'clock came and he didn't return. Two o'clock and no hired hand. He
returned around two-thirty and upon entering the room, he found the
rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine waiting for

She quietly called him over to her.
"Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as she
directed. "Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever so slowly. "Now
take off my socks." He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her
boots.. "Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly
watching her eyes in the fire light. "Now take off my bra." Again with
trembling hands he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor. Now," she
said, "take off my panties."

By the light of the fire, he slowly pulled them down and off. Then she
looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes into town again, I'll
fire you on the spot."

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