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David Beckham decides to go horse riding
Footy Jokes

David Beckham decides to go horse riding. Although he
has had no previous experience he skilfully mounts the
horse and appears in complete command of the situation
as the horse gallops along at a steady pace, Victoria
admiringly watching her husband.

After a short time David becomes a little casual and
he begins to lose his grip in the saddle, he panics
and grabs the horse around the neck shouting for it to
stop. Victoria starts to scream and shout for someone
to help her husband as David has by this time slipped
completely out of the saddle and is only saved from
hitting the ground by the fact that he still has a
grip on the horses neck.

David decides that his best chance is to leap away
from the horse, but his foot has become entangled in
one of the stirrups. As the horse gallops along
David's head is banging on the ground and he is
slipping into unconsciousness. Victoria is now frantic
and screams and screams for help!!!!

Hearing her screams, the Tesco's Security Guard comes
out of the store and unplugs the horse.

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