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Forgive your Enemies
Religious Jokes

Forgive your Enemies

> The preacher's, Sunday sermon was, "Forgive Your Enemies."
> He asked, how many could forgive their enemies?
> About half held up their hands.
> He then repeated his question.
> Now about 80 percent held up their hands.
> He then repeated his question.
> All responded, except one elderly lady.
> "Mrs. Jones, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"
> "I don't have any."
> "Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?"
> "Ninety-three." she replied.
> "Mrs. Jones, please come down in front and tell the congregation how a
> person cannot have an enemy in the world?"
> The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, and said, "It's
> easy, I just outlived those bitches."

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