Offensive Jokes Logo
Offensive Jokes LOL
Offensive Jokes
Offensive Jokes
Offensive Jokes
Offensive Jokes Add an Offensive Joke Top Offensive Jokes Latest Offensive Jokes Search for Offensive Jokes Contact Offensive Jokes
Offensive Jokes Categories
Bloke Jokes
Blonde Jokes
Drink Jokes
Essex Jokes
Fat Jokes
Footy Jokes
Funny News
Funny Quotes
Girly Jokes
Golf Jokes
Husband Jokes
Irish Jokes
Job Jokes
Kids Jokes
Love Jokes
Mad Jokes
Medical Jokes
Office Jokes
One Liners
Pet Jokes
Photo Jokes
Police Jokes
Political Jokes
Religious Jokes
Sex Jokes
Sports Jokes
Wife Jokes
Women Jokes
Wrinklies Jokes

Joke Stuff

About Offensive Jokes 
Terms & Conditions 
Subscribe to our newletter.

Bookmark with;   Bookmark to: Digg   Bookmark to:   Bookmark to: Facebook   Bookmark to: StumbleUpon   Bookmark to: Google   Bookmark to: Twitter

Paddys on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
Irish Jokes

Paddy's on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire & he's up to 500,000.


> The lights go down & Chris asks him the big question:


> "Paddy, take your time, but for 1,000,000, who was the great train

> robber..?


> "Was it:


> a) Ronnie Barker

> b) Ronnie Corbett

> c) Ronnie Biggs

> d) Ronnie O'Sullivan

> Paddy thinks for a minute & say's "Chris, Oi'll take the money"


> "Take your time Paddy, remember you still have your three life lines

> available" says Chris.


> Paddy thinks again and says "No, oi'll take the money"


> "You don't want to call a friend or go 50/50..?" say's Chris


> "No, final answer, oi'll take the money"


> "Ok everyone, give him a round of applause, Paddy wins 500,000".


> Paddy gets up and takes the cheque and just as he's about to leave,

> turns round to him and says, "Before you go, you'll want to know the

> correct

> answer"


> Paddy said "No, yer alright. I know it anyway.

> "What, says Chris, are you mad..?"


> "Mad I might be, says Paddy, but i'm no f**king grass"!

No Image

Copyright Offensive Jokes 2006