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A lorry driver driving through Essex
Category:
Blonde Jokes
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Contributor:
nutter
 JOKE TEXT


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A lorry driver driving through Essex stops at a red light, and a
>car pulls up behind him, the door opens and a blonde woman gets out, runs
>up to the door and knocks on his window. The lorry driver lowers the
>window and the woman says: "Hi, my name's Heather, you're losing your
>load from your lorry"
>The lorry driver grunts and winds his window back up and as the lights
>change he pulls away, only to get caught at the next set of lights, where
>the blonde again knocks on the window, gets him to lower it and as if it
>never happened says: "Hi, my name's Heather, you're losing your load from
>your lorry" He again rolls his eyes and pulls away as the lights change
>...
>Once again he gets caught by the lights and he sees her running up once
>more. She again knocks on the window, he lowers it and again she comes out
>with: Hi, my name's Heather, you're losing your load from your lorry"
>He says something rather rude under his breath and roars away from the
>lights shaking his head. He swears like mad as he sees the next set of
>lights turning red and the woman's car tearing up behind him. Before she
>can get out he throws open his door, jumps down and legs it back to her
>car.
>She rolls her window down as he knocks and he says: Hi, my names Dave, and
>I'm driving a f***ing gritter.


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