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Should children witness childbirth
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Wife Jokes
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Contributor:
nutter
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Should children witness childbirth?
>
> Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to
> the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked
> Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over
> her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the
> baby.
> Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi
> pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was
> born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and
> spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry. The
> paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the
> wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had
> just witnessed. Kathleen quickly responded, 'He shouldn't
> have crawled in there in the first place......smack him
> again!'


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