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Fast Sex
Sex Jokes

Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really
hot girl in his office... But she was dating someone else.
One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said,
Ill give you $100 if you let me have sex with you...
The girl looked at him, and then said, NO!
Eddie said, Ill be real fast. Ill throw the money on the floor,
you bend down and Ill finish by the time youve picked it up.
She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with
her boyfriend...So she called him and explained the situation.
Her boyfriend says, Ask him for $200, and pick up the money
really fast. He wont even be able to get his pants down.
She agreed and accepts the proposal.
Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for
his girlfriends call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls
asks, What happened...?
Still breathing hard, she managed to reply,
The bastard used all dimes!

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