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Irish Joke
Category:
Irish Jokes
Rating:
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Contributor:
homerang
 JOKE TEXT


Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrived at an Irish border checkpoint.

Paddy, the officer, stops them and tells them: 'It is illegal to put 5

people in a Quattro, Quattro means four'



'Quattro is just the name of the automobile,' the Englishman retorts

disbelievingly. 'Look at the papers, this car is designed to carry five

persons.'



'You cannot pull that one on me,' replies Paddy 'Quattro means four. You

have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law.'



The Englishmen replies angrily, 'You idiot! Call your supervisor over I want

to speak to someone with more intelligence!'



'Sorry,' responds Paddy, 'Murphy is busy with 2 guys in a Fiat Uno.'



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