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Husband Jokes

Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following
Conversation took place.

First guy:
'You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out
fishing this weekend! I had to promise my wife that I would
paint every room in the house next weekend'

Second guy:
'That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I'd
build her a new deck for the pool.'

Third guy:
'Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife
that I'd remodel the kitchen for her.'

They continue to fish. When they realized that the fourth
guy hasn't said a word, they asked him. 'You haven't
said anything about what you had to do to be able to
come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?'

Fourth guy smirks and says:
'I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off,
I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a slap on her
butt and said: 'Fishing or Sex?

She said:
'Wear sun-block.

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