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Points to Ponder
One Liners

If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it
considered rape or shoplifting?

How important does a person have to be before they are
considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to put your two cents in... But
its only a penny for your thoughts?
Wheres that extra penny going to?

Once youre in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the
clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out
it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they slept like a baby
when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a

Why are you IN a movie, but youre ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put
money in binoculars to look a
t things on the ground?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change?

Theyre going to see you naked anyway.

Why is bra singular and panties plural?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast
to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a
stupid song about him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?

If the professor on┬ Gilligans Island┬ can make a
radio out of a coconut, why cant he fix a hole in a

Why does Goofy stand erect while┬ Pluto remains on all

Theyre both dogs!

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME
crap, why didnt he just buy dinner?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made
from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come
from morons?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have
the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Why do they call it an asteroid when its outside the
hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when its in your

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dogs face,
he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he
his head out the window?

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