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The Toad and the Old Lady
Category:
Wrinklies Jokes
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Contributor:
giuseppe
 JOKE TEXT


An old lady was lonely and decided she needed a pet to keep her company. So, off to the pet shop she went. She searched and searched. None of the pets seemed to catch her interest, except this ugly toad. As she walked by the jar he was in, she looked and he winked at her.







He whispered, "I'M SO LONELY, TOO. BUY ME AND TAKE ME HOME. YOU WON'T EVER BE SORRY."




The old lady figured, what the heck! She hadn't found anything else. So, she bought the toad. She placed him in the car, on the front seat beside her.


As she was slowly driving down the road, the toad whispered to her "KISS ME AND YOU WON'T BE SORRY."


So! The old lady figured, WHAT THE HECK, and kissed the toad.


IMMEDIATELY the toad turned into an absolutely gorgeous, sexy, young, handsome prince.


THE PRINCE THEN RETURNED THE OLD LADY'S KISS.

SUDDENLY THE OLD LADY FELT HERSELF TRANSFORMING FROM HIS KISS.

NOW CAN YOU GUESS WHAT THE OLD LADY TURNED INTO?







COME ON GUESS!








OOOOOOOHHHHHHH COME ON -- DONT BE A POOP!

SHE TURNED INTO



THE FIRST HOLIDAY INN SHE COULD FIND!!!


She's old...
NOT DEAD !!!!!
OLD LADIES ROCK


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