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Husband Jokes

The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman and was somewhat upset.

You are a disrespectful pig! she cried. How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! Im leaving you. I want a divorce straight away! And the husband replied Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you what happened. Fine, go ahead, she sobbed, but theyll be the last words youll say to me!

And the husband began --

Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenceless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadnt eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldnt eat because youre afraid youll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.
Since she needed a good clean up I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but dont use because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you dont use because I dont have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you dont use just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and dont use because someone at work has a pair the same.
The husband took a quick breath and continued - She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said,
Please, do you have anything else that your wife doesnt use?

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