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British
Category:
Political Jokes
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Contributor:
giuseppe
 JOKE TEXT


A Somalian arrives in London as a new immigrant to the UK.


He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says........



'Thank you Mr British for letting me in this country, giving me housing, money
for food, free medical care, free education and no taxes!'



The passer by says, 'You are mistaken, I am Moroccan!'



The man goes on and encounters another passer by. 'Thank you for having such a
beautiful country here in the UK!'



The person says, 'I am not British, I am Polish!'



The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his
hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful Britain!'



That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from India, I am not from Britain!'



He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you a British?'



She says, 'No, I am from Africa!'



Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the British people?'



The African lady checks her watch and says ...



'Probably at work!'


IF YOU DON'T PASS THIS ON TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS YOU WILL RECEIVE THREE
ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ABSOLUTELY FREE!


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