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10 Husbands and still a virgin
Wife Jokes

10 Husbands, Still a Virgin

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm
still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband 1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it
was going to be.

Husband 2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was
supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband 3 was from field services: he said everything checked out
diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband 4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he
didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband 5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three
years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband 6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but
he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband 7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never
sure how to position it.

Husband 8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband 9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband 10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him!
But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

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