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This just about sums our country up?
Category:
Political Jokes
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Contributor:
CHJ
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1. Teaching Maths In 1970


A woodcutter sells a lorry-load of timber for £100.
His cost of production is 4/5 of the price.
What is his profit?





2. Teaching Maths In 1980


A woodcutter sells a lorry-load of timber for £100.
His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or £80.
What is his profit?





3. Teaching Maths In 1990


A woodcutter sells a lorry-load of timber for £100.
His cost of production is £80.
Did he make a profit?





4. Teaching Maths In 2000


A woodcutter sells a lorry-load of timber for £100.
His cost of production is £80 and his profit is £20.
Your assignment: Underline the number 20.





5. Teaching Maths In 2008


A woodcutter cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the
preservation of our woodlands. He does this so he can make a profit of £20.
What do you think of this way of making a living?

Topic for class participation after answering the question: How did the
birds and squirrels feel as the woodcutter cut down their homes?
(There are no wrong answers.)

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6. Teaching Maths In 2017


أ المسجل تبيع حموله شاحنة من الخشب من اجل 100 دولار. صاحب تكلفة الانتاج
ن> الثمن. ما هو الربح له


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