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Old Age
Category:
Wrinklies Jokes
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Contributor:
maria
 JOKE TEXT


At 85 years of age, Roger married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old.




Since her new husband is so
old, Jenny decides that after their wedding


she and Roger should have
separate bedrooms, because she is concerned


that her new but aged husband
may overexert himself if they spend the


entire night together.




After the wedding festivities
Jenny prepares herself for bed and the


expected knock' on the
door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens


and there is Roger, her 85 year
old groom, ready for action. They unite


as one. All goes well, Roger
takes leave of his bride, and she prepares


to go to sleep.




After a few minutes, Jenny
hears another knock on her bedroom door, and


it's Roger, Again he is
ready for more 'action'. Somewhat surprised,


Jenny consents for more
coupling. When the newly weds are done, Roger


kisses his bride, bids her a
fond good night and leaves.



She is set to go to sleep
again, but, aha you guessed it - Roger Is back


again, rapping on the door, and
is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for


more 'action'. And,
once more they enjoy each other.




But as Roger gets set to leave
again, his young bride says to him, 'I Am


thoroughly impressed that at
your age you can perform so well and so


often. I have been with guys
less than a third of your age who were only


good once.You are truly a great
lover, Roger.'



Roger, somewhat embarrassed,
turns to Jenny and says: 'You mean I was


here already?'




The moral of the story:




Don't be afraid of getting
old, Alzheimer's has its advantages.




PS. Have I told you this already??


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