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Old Age
Wrinklies Jokes

At 85 years of age, Roger married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old.

Since her new husband is so
old, Jenny decides that after their wedding

she and Roger should have
separate bedrooms, because she is concerned

that her new but aged husband
may overexert himself if they spend the

entire night together.

After the wedding festivities
Jenny prepares herself for bed and the

expected knock' on the
door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens

and there is Roger, her 85 year
old groom, ready for action. They unite

as one. All goes well, Roger
takes leave of his bride, and she prepares

to go to sleep.

After a few minutes, Jenny
hears another knock on her bedroom door, and

it's Roger, Again he is
ready for more 'action'. Somewhat surprised,

Jenny consents for more
coupling. When the newly weds are done, Roger

kisses his bride, bids her a
fond good night and leaves.

She is set to go to sleep
again, but, aha you guessed it - Roger Is back

again, rapping on the door, and
is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for

more 'action'. And,
once more they enjoy each other.

But as Roger gets set to leave
again, his young bride says to him, 'I Am

thoroughly impressed that at
your age you can perform so well and so

often. I have been with guys
less than a third of your age who were only

good once.You are truly a great
lover, Roger.'

Roger, somewhat embarrassed,
turns to Jenny and says: 'You mean I was

here already?'

The moral of the story:

Don't be afraid of getting
old, Alzheimer's has its advantages.

PS. Have I told you this already??

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