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Bloke Jokes

A twin-engine plane has one of its engines fail; altitude and air speed are rapidly decreasing. The pilot speaks over the intercom.

'I'm sorry it had to come to this folks, but unfortunately we're gonna have to jettison baggage in order for the aircraft to remain airborne.'

Baggage is thrown out, but the plane's speed continues to decrease.

Again the pilot gets on the intercom. 'I hate to have to do this, but now we're gonna have to start off-loading passengers. The only fair way to do it is alphabetically, so we'll start with the letter 'A'. 'Africans, any Africans on board?'

No one answers.

'Ok then, 'B'. Black people, any black people?'

Again, silence.

'C' - Coloured people, any coloured people on board?

Still, silence.

A little black boy in the back turns to his mother. 'But Mum, aren't we African?, Aren't we Black? Aren't we Coloured?'

'Yes, son, but for the purpose of this exercise we is Niggas. Let dem Mexicans and Muslims go first.'

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