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goodbye daddy
Golf Jokes

A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and

Listened to her prayers which she ended by saying:

'God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and goodbye


The father asked, 'Why did you say goodbye Grandpa?'

The little girl said, 'I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the

Thing to do.'

The next day grandpa died.

The father thought it was a strange coincidence.

A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to

Her prayers which went like this:

'God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and goodbye Grandma.'

The next day the grandmother died.

'Holy s***!' thought the father, "this kid is in contact with the

Other side."

Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her


'God bless Mommy and goodbye Daddy.'

He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got

Up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat

All day, had lunch and watched the clock.

He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay. He

Felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the

Day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and

Jumping at every sound.

Finally, midnight arrived; he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.

When he got home his wife said 'I've never seen you work so late,

what's the matter?'

He said 'I don't want to talk about it; I've just spent the worst

Day of my life.'

She said, 'You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what

Happened to me.

This morning my golf pro of 20 years, dropped dead right in the middle


my lesson!"

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